1-18-2005

HISTORICAL TIDBITS


    In George Washington's days, there were no cameras.  One's image was
 either sculpted or painted.  Some paintings of George Washington showed him
 standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed
both
 legs and both arms.  Prices charged by painters were not based on how many
 people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms
 and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more.
 Hence the expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.."
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   As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year
 (May and October)!  Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their
 heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs.  Wealthy men could afford
 good wigs made from wool.  They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them
 they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it
 for 30 minutes.  The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term
 "big wig."  Today we often use the term "here comes the Big Wig" because
 someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.
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   In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one
 chair.  Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used
 for dining.  The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while
 everyone else ate sitting on the floor.  Occasionally a guest, who was
 usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal.  To sit
 in the chair meant you were important and in charge.  They called the one
 sitting in the chair the "chair man."  Today in business, we use the
 expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."
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   Personal hygiene left much room for improvement.  As a result, many women
 and men had developed acne scars by adulthood.  The women would spread
bee's
 wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions.  When they were
 speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face
 she was told, "mind your own bee's wax."  Should the woman smile, the wax
 would crack, hence the term "crack a smile."  In addition, when they sat
too
 close to the fire, the wax would melt . . . therefore, the expression
 "losing face."
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   Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front.  A proper and
 dignified woman. as in "straight laced"
 .. . . wore a tightly tied lace.

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   Common entertainment included playing cards.  However, there was a tax
 levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of
 Spades."  To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead.
 Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be
 stupid or dumb because they weren't "playing with a full deck."
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   Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the
 people considered important.  Since there were no telephones, TV's or
 radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and
 bars.  They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's
 conversations and political concerns.  Many assistants were dispatched at
 different times.  "You go sip here" and "You go sip there."  The two words
 "go sip" were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and,
 thus we have the term "gossip."
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   At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized
 containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep
 the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was
 drinking in "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term
 "minding your "P's and Q's."
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 One more: bet you didn't know this!
   In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried
 iron cannons.  Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls.  It was
 necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon.  However, how to prevent
 them from rolling about the deck?  The best storage method devised was a
 square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine,
 which rested on sixteen.  Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be
stacked
 in a small area right next to the cannon.  There was only one problem...how
 to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others.
 The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round
indentations.
 However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust
 to it.  The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys."
Few
 landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than
iron
 when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass
 indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come
right
 off the monkey.  Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the
 balls off a brass monkey."  (All this time, you thought that was an
improper
 expression, didn't you.)
   You must send this fabulous bit of historic knowledge to unsuspecting
 friends.  If you don't, your floppy is going to fall off your hard drive
and
 kill your mouse.

 

 

Things To Ponder ..... or not

   1. Can you cry under water?

   2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just  "chunkydunk."

   3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

   4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

   5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

   6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were  buried in for eternity?

   7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

   8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

  9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup like every two hours?

 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

 12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in  binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for  Miss America?

 14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

 15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up  in  the first place!

 16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could  simply   press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

 17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you  haven't  fallen asleep yet.

 18. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

 19 Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can  in prison?

 20. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have  started  with something called labor!

 21. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

 

 

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MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage  Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to  the instructor, "It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you  describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his  wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly so I'll stop right here
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WIFE vs. HUSBAND!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
 
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says....
"HEBREWS"
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